Angler Caught With His Pants Down

A Canadian angler was dragged out of an outhouse by a black bear and narrowly escaped with this life.

“I’m sitting on the throne, and my feet are sort of up on the poopstool,” he said, adding that the door was open so he could enjoy the morning view.

“I’d already done my business,” he added. “All the defense I had is a piece of (toilet) paper in this hand.”

How did he survive? Read the full story here.